if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone
being stupidly attached to ships is the worst thing like it makes me act like an idiot and i hate it
- Me putting on liquid eyeliner: “This quest stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and it will fail, to the ruin of all.”
This is my favorite post of all time
i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
When someone asks me who my favorite character in Harry Potter is
… Snape, duh.
"If I accidentally closed doors as often as I close browser tabs I would probably just give up and go live in the woods."
Stephenie McMillan, set decorator of the Harry Potter movies and three time Academy Award nominated, passed away two days ago.
RIP, and thank you for making Hogwarts real and alive.